Friday, December 18, 2009

If..., you live in New England

Forget Rednecks ... here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Englanders. I think a lot of this pertains to people that live in upstate New York, too!

*If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in New England.*

*If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New England.*

*If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New England.*

*If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend, you live in New England.*

*If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England.*

*If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New England.*

*If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you live in New England.*

*If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England.*

*If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in New England.*

*If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in New England.*

*If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in New England.*

*If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you live in New England.*

*If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in New England.*

*If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in New England.*

*If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in New England.*

*If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in New England.*

*If there's a Dunkin Donuts on every corner, you live in New England.*

*If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your New England friends & others, you live or have lived in New England.*

3 comments:

namie said...

愛情是盲目的,但婚姻恢復了它的視力。.........................

hip chick said...

Umm yup! I live in New England.

redsneakz said...

If you've seen Friendly's headquarters in Wilbraham, you live in New England.

If a "regular" coffee means cream and two heaping teaspoons of sugar, you live in New England.